faticity

The fat content in a chunky chick or dude.

The amount of his faticity is matched only by the amount of his gayocity.

by M.Antley05 September 14, 2008

faticize

Fantasizing about a fat person.

I always faticize about Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah locked in a sweet scissory embrace.

by Charlie the Tiger January 18, 2011

faticate

To make a skinny person fat.

Girl1: I'm gonna faticate that bitch.
Girl2: She has a high metabolism GL.

by akemi23 June 15, 2010

Maximum Faticity

When you gorge your self with the most delicious meal till you cant possibly eat anything else and you still take that one last bite then you say your done Hence reaching Maximum Faticity Occurs to any creature that eats side effects are laziness, sleepiness, flachantiness, extreme touching of the belly, urge to smoke

We just got eating salad broccoli n cheese and baked chili cheese dogs and when i took that last bite i reached maximum faticity, now i'm ready for a a cigarette let me get that lighter

by fatguy42022 January 15, 2011

fatic electricity

when a 200+ pound FAT girl touches countless metal objects and is shocked by all. A bad idea to get gas if you're experiencing this phenomenon.

Fat Girl - "Oh my gosh!!!! this door knob keeps f-in shockin me!!!"
The Other Person - "Must be your FATIC ELECTRICITY!"

by DZH October 19, 2010

lame-a-fatic

a fat lame person with no morals.
also known as a "couch potato".
or just a lifeless obeist.

1.) Jesus, Tom. You are such a Lame-a-fatic! Maybe when you lose about 150 pounds, you can chill with us. Until then..Get your ass off of the couch and get a life while your at it, asswhipe!

by Shaeee. November 25, 2006