"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

fapanese by Paki Stan July 2, 2005

fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.

Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.

fapanese by x.L.x June 10, 2010

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Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

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fakanese

a fakanese person is seen when they talk WAY too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random japanese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows NOTHING about what japan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball Z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes japan, but is not obsessed.

fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! I Also made a comic about Axel and Roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.

fakanese by alex francisco April 24, 2007

Fakanese

A type of internet user often identified by their use of certain smileys which attempt to imitate the drawn facial expressions in many Japanese Anime cartoons translated into English. Like that white preteen girl who you KNOW lives Montana, U.S. and have never seen a Japanese person in their LIVES, and yet who pretends to speak it. They also often do fan-roleplaying of some form of Anime, and if they make their own characters, they will be a gross misinterpretation of a trademark image in Japan, such as a Samurai or a Ninja with a Chinese given name. Note, a Fakanese person does not have to be a white girl. They can be Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, African, Chicano/a, Middle Eastern, Indian, Native American, Inuit. . male, female, hermaphrodite, neither, other. . .but they MUST want to be a Japanese person(excluding all aspects of Japanese culture, civilization, history, and identity that DON'T have to do with Anime).

Ex. 1:
"Did you see that Fakanese person post this on the message board? They said,'Omg! I luuuuuurrrrrrve Inuyasha! He is SOOOO Kawaii! I can't wait until Adult Swim is on again on Cartoon Network so that I can watch it! I lurve to eat sushi when I watch it, because my mom's food is so disgusting. Pasta? Eww! Anyway, Aishiteru! Arigatou! Sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;'."

Fakanese by Courtney Lewis September 10, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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