fakanese

a fakanese person is seen when they talk WAY too much about anime or kingdom hearts. they usually insert random japanese into their sentences. also mostly white and knows NOTHING about what japan is really like. fakanese boys start their dorkdom from dragon ball Z, females from sailor moon. in contrast to a person who likes japan, but is not obsessed.

fakanese: ohayoo! did you see inuyasha last night! I Also made a comic about Axel and Roxas being gay together! they are sooo kawaii! sayoonara!
regular person: you strait up fakanese, bitch.

fakanese by alex francisco April 24, 2007

Fakanese

A type of internet user often identified by their use of certain smileys which attempt to imitate the drawn facial expressions in many Japanese Anime cartoons translated into English. Like that white preteen girl who you KNOW lives Montana, U.S. and have never seen a Japanese person in their LIVES, and yet who pretends to speak it. They also often do fan-roleplaying of some form of Anime, and if they make their own characters, they will be a gross misinterpretation of a trademark image in Japan, such as a Samurai or a Ninja with a Chinese given name. Note, a Fakanese person does not have to be a white girl. They can be Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, African, Chicano/a, Middle Eastern, Indian, Native American, Inuit. . male, female, hermaphrodite, neither, other. . .but they MUST want to be a Japanese person(excluding all aspects of Japanese culture, civilization, history, and identity that DON'T have to do with Anime).

Ex. 1:
"Did you see that Fakanese person post this on the message board? They said,'Omg! I luuuuuurrrrrrve Inuyasha! He is SOOOO Kawaii! I can't wait until Adult Swim is on again on Cartoon Network so that I can watch it! I lurve to eat sushi when I watch it, because my mom's food is so disgusting. Pasta? Eww! Anyway, Aishiteru! Arigatou! Sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;'."

Fakanese by Courtney Lewis September 10, 2005

Going Fapanese 

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Going Fapanese by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

fapanese

Someone that constantly jacks off to anime.

"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

fapanese by Paki Stan July 2, 2005

fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.

Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.

fapanese by x.L.x June 10, 2010

Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

Fapanese by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapanese

A Japanese person addicted to masturbating

Yo I just caught him masturbating I think he's fapanese

Fapanese by Logster48 April 6, 2017