Definitions by fapfapfap

fapster 

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

fapster by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

misfap 

The event of something unfortunate occuring to a person while fapping.

"I had the worst misfap the other day."

"What happened?"

"My parents caught me masturbating as they came into my room to tell me they were getting a divorce."

misfap by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

Fapanese by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

fapstick 

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

fapstick by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapple 

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

Fapple by fapfapfap June 4, 2009