Definitions by fapfapfap

fapster 

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

fapster by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

Fapanese by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

misfap 

The event of something unfortunate occuring to a person while fapping.

"I had the worst misfap the other day."

"What happened?"

"My parents caught me masturbating as they came into my room to tell me they were getting a divorce."

misfap by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

fapstick 

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

fapstick by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapple 

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

Fapple by fapfapfap June 4, 2009