fauxpology 

When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

When George said, "I guess we all just have to accept some of the blame here," I stopped listening because I knew it was just going to be another fauxpology.

fauxpology by 52tease December 12, 2006

Fauxpology 

An insincere apology.

Anne and Brian did not offer up a fauxpology; it was sincere.

Fauxpology by ThundercockFTW October 8, 2017

fauxpology 

when someone a apologizes with out really meaning it.

Sue had ask John several times not to stink up the bathroom. When John said he was sorry Sue told him not to give her his fauxpology's.

fauxpology by Bobsacimmet April 2, 2011

Fauxpology 

When you falsely apologize to someone to make you look like the bigger person, even though you don't mean a word of it.

Often used by pro athletes, movie stars, and politicians when they get caught cheating, making absurd comments, or get arrested for drugs.

After Tiger Woods slept with that stripper he had to offer a public Fauxpology.

Fauxpology by Superfly870 May 30, 2011

Fauxpology 

A fake or insincere apology.
Only delivered so you can move on with your damn life ,and appease the underserving recipient.

I issued my boss a fauxpology , so that I could finish up and leave early for a beach weekend.

Fauxpology by J-9-isms June 28, 2018

Fauxpology 

A fauxpology is a non-apology offered when someone doesn't feel one fucking bit sorry.

Since he did not recognize nor care that he had caused offense, he tersely offered the following fauxpology: "I'm sorry if you were offended, but it's not like it's really a big deal eother way."

Fauxpology by RangerGeek August 31, 2019

Fartpology 

When one farts with contrition. A fart, as a form of apology, often on video.

I was extremely rude to Darlene at the quick mart this morning for not having my brand of cigarettes in stock, so i am now uploading a Fartpology video to youtube to make it up to her.

Fartpology by Ppboystew November 21, 2022