Fartington
person that farts alot, usually a dude, female rarely (0.000000000000000000000000000000000009% of happening 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)
that guy is a fartington!
Fartington by john pseudonyayayyayaya dangit January 23, 2026
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Farmington Tickler
When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022
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Farmington STEAM Academy
The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.
Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks
Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart
Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart
Farmington STEAM Academy by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020
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Farrington by Moccy July 26, 2023
Failington
Man 1: Dude what happend
Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.
Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.
Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.
Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.
Failington by Fernando6969 September 8, 2012
faringdon community collage
A school that used to be nice but is now chavs, emos and Scooter king Joe Day. Home of the Human reincarnation of Satan (Ms Sutton) and everyone is suddenly gay or bi.
faringdon community collage by ScooterKingJoe May 15, 2017
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