Fartdon

noun: fartdon
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for a fart or gaseous offense.

Fartdon me, I ate chili for lunch.

by Bubble Wizard May 1, 2020

Fartdouken

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.

Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"

by Senor Wang November 23, 2010

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Fartronomy

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

by joseph blough April 12, 2022

Fardonkle

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

Fartbongo

A derogatory term used to refer to President Obama. It is a poorly constructed insult using two off-rhymes for his last name: Fart = O and bongo = bama.

President Fartbongo is a Socialist and secretly a Muslim.

by think_balance August 2, 2011