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fartdouken 

A fartdouken is a farting technique used to gross out a friend and amuse others. It is performed after the act of a fart by taking both your hands and cupping them directly in your crotch area to scoop up a good amount of gas, then close your hands together and raise up to your mid section in a hadouken pose, then expel into your friends face and yell fartdouken!!
Friend: Dude what's that smell?

You: What? You mean this? Fartdouken!!

Friend: Dude that's gross!

You: Hope you like the taste
*Then laughter proceeds for all, except one.
fartdouken by Gary Teabags January 25, 2011
Related Words

Farduken 

the act of cupping your hand over your butthole, farting into your hand, closing the hand (traping the fart inside), then releasing the fart in the general direction of a person's nose, within reasonably close proximity.
John made me so mad last night, I walked up to him later and served him a farduken.
Farduken by Mike Conklin April 13, 2008

Fartuken 

When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Fartuken by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026