Farndon 

Farndon is a small picturesque village outside the city of Chester in the UK. It is shit if you're below the age of two hundred and thirteen.
There are some beautiful views of the River Dee, as well as some buildings dating back to the 1500's. It is believed that some people in the village actually watched these being erected.
Farndon is the home village of Paul Burrell - Butler of the late Princess Diana. He and his wife own a flower shop on the high street. What a puff.
There are 3 pubs within 100 yards of each other. This is understandable as transport out of the village is few and far between. I mean what the FUCK man, no busses on sundays?! SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BUS COMPANY.
The local social club consists of a pool table and yet another bar. The best thing about the bowling green is the fact that sometimes there's sprinklers on.
There's also a small skatepark, where the fence around it restricts almost all movement.
Farndon is right on the England-Wales border, but luckily it is on the English side, so things could be worse.

"Hey shall we go to Farndon today?" "No."

"Hey did anything ever happen in Farndon ever?" "No."

"Hey you don't get out much, at all. Do you live in Farndon?" "Yes"

Farndon by i'mreallylazy. April 23, 2009

Frandon 

The most dead inside lookin' person to ever live. Wears glasses and can't look away from their phone. Goes to some weird ass school called Rancho.

Frandon = definition of dead inside

Frandon by Lolipopdays June 16, 2019

Fardonkle 

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

Fardonkle by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Fartdon

noun: fartdon
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for a fart or gaseous offense.

Fartdon me, I ate chili for lunch.

Fartdon by Bubble Wizard May 1, 2020

farnonius 

A horrible slur used against gay people. Also, a really cool discord server that only cool people are allowed to join.

"Look at that farnonius over there"
"Dude I wish I could join Farnonius" "You're probably not cool enough, man"

farnonius by lickmyhairyhole March 20, 2022

No Hands Fandongo 

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping

There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama

No Hands Fandongo by m4224r September 16, 2012

frandon 

born of mexican drunks, named by intoxicated parents.

"you got frandonized"

frandon by hero April 8, 2003