Fartalarm 

When you and your chick are dead asleep and a loud fart wakes you up and you start fucking

Dude, last night a fartalarm hooked it up

Fartalarm by chanceymadskillz March 23, 2019

FARTSLAM 

Acronym for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.

An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.

Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.

Benny Agbayani committed a FARTSLAM when he caught a fly ball, and thinking there were three outs, gave the ball to a fan, which allowed the runner to score, and Agbayani had to ask for the ball back.

FARTSLAM by anonymous November 13, 2020

fartwarming 

1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.

1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?

fartwarming by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

firealarm beep 

The beeping of a fire alarm with a low battery, constantly and without end because the person won't change the battery.

She was as annoying as a firealarm beep!

firealarm beep by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

Fart Alarm 

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

Fart Alarm by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fartaliar 

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

Fartaliar by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

Fart alarm 

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

Fart alarm by Pelt hater January 11, 2012