The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 28, 2012
by Shilo Van Buren March 10, 2014
When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.
When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.
When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.
Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.
Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.
Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!
Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.
Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!
by Pelt hater January 8, 2012
a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
by Holdav May 5, 2021
When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010