Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.

Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"

fartaliate by urblexicon July 19, 2015

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fatalanus fire disease

The fatalanus fire disease is a disease found in the butthole cavity. A symptom of this disease is when fire shoots out of your asshole. This disease is basically deadly to the asshole.

Hey what is wrong with u?
Oh i have fatalanus fire disease.

fatalanus fire disease by cheesynuggets69 February 17, 2022

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fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

fartalito by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

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fatalanche

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.

"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"

fatalanche by Leha May 13, 2005

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