Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DNAGuy

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

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The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

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A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

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A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

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Where TF the person thinks they get off....

My coworker went silent all day knowing I can not be trusted to manage my own mouth with peeps, the audacity of dis B!

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A women who blames everything in life on ovary issues.

Sorry I was late today, you know how my attitude Ovaries be acting!

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Cutting the corners while making a dessert by just using cans of pre made biscuits as the dessert topper instead of making it from scratch.

She cut corners on her desserts, she used a biscuit top to top her desserts.

Biscuit Top by DNAGuy January 24, 2022

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