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foreskins
foreskins by noahthedude December 14, 2010
fartskin
Thin layer of poop molecules enveloping a fart. Sometimes trapped by undergarment fabric and creating "skidmarks", but often escaping to clutter the environment.
fartskin by skintlizerd October 16, 2008
foreskins on toast
Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.
foreskins on toast by A. Hick July 24, 2006
Foreskins
1. Washington Redskin fans who try in vain to live up to the winning tradition of the Dallas Cowboys and always have an excuse for being losers. Whenever discussing recent losses to the Cowboys, foreskins always seem to bring up the classic “what have you done for me lately” excuse most often, and of course, bring up the infamous “Santana Moss” game. This is always the case, despite the fact that the (fore) skins have only managed to beat the Cowboys 4 times in the last 14 games over the last 7 years. Way to go (fore) skins!! You won a game, and you suck!!!
2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.
Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!
Foreskins suck!!!
2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.
Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!
Foreskins suck!!!
Recent Conversation with foreskin:
Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.
Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.
CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.
FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!
CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.
FF: Santana Moss baby!!!
CF: You are such a foreskin!!
Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.
Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.
CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.
FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!
CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.
FF: Santana Moss baby!!!
CF: You are such a foreskin!!
Foreskins by Sam W, Cowboy Fan June 5, 2007
foreskins on toast
foreskins on toast by Chalie Rippin July 28, 2005
creamed foreskins on toast
Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall
creamed foreskins on toast by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006
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