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1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
fartistry by DuncansDad October 18, 2011
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femistry 

The chemistry between females, whether they're lovers or just friends tapping into that supernatural women's intuition.
I feel like with Cindy.. there's just femistry.. which is why we just get along so well and I can tell her anything and she just gets it.
femistry by flyinasunbeam October 16, 2013

fremistry 

You know this guy, or this girl, and you have great chemistry, and usually you'd totally for for it... except, for some unknown reason, you just stay friends. usually due to a lack of physical attraction...

this non-chemistry chemistry can thus be labelled fremistry. great word for easy let downs.
bob: yeah, you and i seem to be getting along really well.
amy: i know, right? we have such great fremistry...
bob: uhhh yeah.

bob: dude, jill was totally flirting with you in math class.
jonny: naw, i don't think she's into me that way. we just have great fremistry.
fremistry by fanofthebeewhisperer November 26, 2010
The Art of making Films. This is a combination of Artistry and Filmmaking
The Filmistry of Almodovar is impressive.
Filmistry by Cometry March 9, 2010

farmstyle 

Dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.
“That Farmstyle Greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. I took one bite, awe-cried until i passed out, and woke up my best self. So creamy.”
A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.
"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2
Farmist by obobobaba February 28, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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