fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010

Factualistic

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.

James - “Jadyn is such a bitch”
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James”

by Merriam Webster12369 January 13, 2023

fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

fatalistic

Knowing that you are screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.

When told she had to choose between taking the package and keeping her job, she became fatalistic, and knew she was so fired.

by heygrrl March 16, 2010

fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

Fantablistic

Simply When You Are Far To Good To Be Fantastic And Fabulous

My God Your Fantablistic

by Reuben Bateson January 22, 2009