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Fagmaster 

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!
Fagmaster by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

fapmeister 

master of masturbation, fapmeister.
dude, you're the fapmeister bro!
fapmeister by fapmeister April 17, 2010

Fapmaster 

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.
Fapmaster by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

fagmaster 

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster
fagmaster by J March 11, 2003

fagmeister

1. The king of all fags.
2. A nick name fags call each other.
Hey whats up its Tymeister the fagmeister.
fagmeister by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40
If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.
fobmaster by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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