fat-tastrophe

fat-tastrophe - is a hybrid word that combines - fat - with catastrophe - and is used to describe a person who is eating like a slob, a person overeating and expressively overweight people

Berto, you ate that whole jar of Nutela with a spoon! your such a fat-tastrophe

fat-tastrophe by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

fartastrophe 

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

fartastrophe by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

Fatastrophe by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

fatastrophe by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

Faptastrophe 

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

Faptastrophe by captainsusan February 28, 2013