Fapstep

making beats by fapping

*Friend walks in on me*

"dude you're getting your fapstep on!"

by ElectraKnight April 17, 2014

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

fapster

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsterpiece

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.

(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.

by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011

fagstep

Dubstep made by faggot hipsters who only listen to underground music.

Turn that fagstep off!

by I like kraft cheese October 16, 2011