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slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
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That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.
fapster by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

fapsterbate 

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.
fapsterbate by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007
Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.
Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?
Fapsted by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Fapsterpiece 

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.
(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.
Dubstep made by faggot hipsters who only listen to underground music.
Turn that fagstep off!
fagstep by I like kraft cheese October 16, 2011