fapstein
"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."
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Fapstinent
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015
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fapstinence
Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014
fapsternot
A person how chooses to not masturbate
Yo hey do you not touch yourself after hours?
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!
Nah why would I I’d rather be a fapsternot till I find someone right!
fapsternot by 115factsbless September 9, 2018
fapsting
The act of not eating or not masterbating, as both are equally difficult to maintain life. The ultimate challenge to one's self...
Fapper 1: hey, not eating again? What's the matter?
Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...
Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)
Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...
Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)
fapsting by Professor PAINAL April 18, 2019
fapstainer
a fapstainer is akin to a fapstinent; which mean fap + abstain and fap + abstinent respectively. The terms are used in manosphere and incelosphere communities which are adjacent to the NoFap communities
fapstainer by Fsirccpo January 15, 2025
fapstain
fapstain is a verb coined by members of the manosphere and incelosphere that is a portmanteau of fap and abstain. Manosphere or incelosphere members thereby use the term to their fellow forum members in a form of camaraderie encouraging one another to abstain from porn or masturbation
he decided to fapstain
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