Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

Fapsted by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

fapster 

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

fapster by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

fasteddie7 by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Faysted 

Short for fucking wasted.

Don't hit it so hard or you are gunna be faysted!

Faysted by DRE-and1 November 2, 2010

wucking fasted 

similar to sotally tober

holy shit i'm wucking fasted

wucking fasted by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004