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Fannydunk 

If he slaps me in the face with his dick I’ll fannydunk him!
Fannydunk by Keeky October 26, 2019
Words you can keep
A website for sharing funny pictures designed by the Great Leader (Kim Il-Sung) some time in the 1820-ies after his heroic time travel shortly before his death in 1994, the site was not revealed to the North Korean public before 1995, in an effort to prevent time paradoxes.
At the North Korean reveal of Funnyjunk in 1995, Dear Leader (Kim Jung-Il) took office as Admin of the site, vowing to keep building on the site his father and mentor had left him.
Dear Leader had the site translated into English by July 2001 and was revealed to the international community at the end of same month, its North Korean was obscured, as Dear Leader feared that being honest about the site's origins would hinder the site's growth due to Anti-DPRK biased Americans.
At the death of Dear Leader in 2011, his son DJ 4DMIN (Kim Jong-Un) took office as Admin of Funnyjunk, leading the site to great prosperity by being open about it's glorious North Korean roots and using his manly charisma and boyish charm to sway the user-base to support him and his policy of "North Korea = Best Korea".
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "Have you been on the glorious Funnyjunk today comrade?"
Funnyjunk comrade #2: "I have indeed, the post by our great DJ 4DMIN was very humorous, it shows his great intelligence and personality very much!"
Funnyjunk comrade #1: "I agree completely with you comrade and have no reason not to!"
Funnyjunk by Lordlolland June 8, 2013

Funnyjunkie 

A person that frequents funnyjunk. Like a /b/tard, but with funnyjunk instead of 4Chan.
Bob has an account on funnyjunk, he regularly posts content, and goes there everyday; Bob is a funnyjunkie.
Funnyjunkie by Bobthebananaman January 1, 2012

fannywanker 

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007

fannytune 

a drift of air that escapes from your vagina and makes a surprising musical tune
a.k.a. a musical queef
Jenny let our a fannytune during yoga class.
fannytune by candilandi July 28, 2009
A website that used to be hilarious, but is now overun by "newfags" who post pictures of naked bitches and cats. It makes me want to THROW A CHAIR.
Man #1: I remember when Funnyjunk was yellow.

Man #2: Yea. Dude did u check out that picture of that dumb broad with a kitten between her tits....im gonna go look at porn now.
Funnyjunk by JohnnyPotSmoker69 September 24, 2009

fannydingo 

Resembles a cougar. Differs by extremely strong attraction to the buttocks. Known to cruise sunny cities with camera and seduce unsuspecting young women.
Also a dingo with the misfortune of being born with its butt on its face.
Bro, this cougar just tried to seduce my sis.
Bro, that's a fannydingo. She cruises around town layin random chicks.
No way, bro!
Yeah, bro, it's pretty sick. She slaps some mean tits. And ass.

Hey, fannydingo isn't a Scrabble word!
*Whines* But it gives me so many points!
fannydingo by TI894life June 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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