fannywanker 

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.

A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"

fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007

FANNY WANKER 

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

FANNY WANKER by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005

FANNY WANKER 

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

FANNY WANKER by Joey February 15, 2005

fannywank 

like fuck! an expletive used amongst me and my friends say among new people and vecome a legend, hilarious, what more can i say??

if your sports team is losing or a referee makes a bad decision, you can shout 'ah fannywank'

fannywank by MC July 3, 2004

Fannycanakerpan 

When you go blank on someone’s name you fill the gap, less rude than “Whats her name”

“Come and do this”
“I can’t”
“Why”

“I’m doing that thing for fannycanakerpan”

Fannycanakerpan by Lilith264 January 9, 2022