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Definitions by JohnnyPotSmoker69

A website that used to be hilarious, but is now overun by "newfags" who post pictures of naked bitches and cats. It makes me want to THROW A CHAIR.
Man #1: I remember when Funnyjunk was yellow.

Man #2: Yea. Dude did u check out that picture of that dumb broad with a kitten between her tits....im gonna go look at porn now.
Funnyjunk by JohnnyPotSmoker69 September 24, 2009

Slumpkin 

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.
"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."
Slumpkin by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009