Chair

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

by PoozerHater June 1, 2010

Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

chair

a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

by casablanca10 April 21, 2009

chair

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."

by isugirl March 7, 2014

Chair

The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester

My perfect couple in GG is Chair.

by iree8 October 1, 2011

Chair

A form of seating used to keep oneself off of the ground.
Can also be used as an insult.

"I sat on a chair to keep my jeans clean!"
"You are a CHAIR!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Chair

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.

-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"

by Yung Simon August 23, 2005