fannydingo 

Resembles a cougar. Differs by extremely strong attraction to the buttocks. Known to cruise sunny cities with camera and seduce unsuspecting young women.
Also a dingo with the misfortune of being born with its butt on its face.

Bro, this cougar just tried to seduce my sis.
Bro, that's a fannydingo. She cruises around town layin random chicks.
No way, bro!
Yeah, bro, it's pretty sick. She slaps some mean tits. And ass.

Hey, fannydingo isn't a Scrabble word!
*Whines* But it gives me so many points!

fannydingo by TI894life June 30, 2009

granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Fannying around 

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.

Stop fannying around and do your homework!

Fannying around by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011

fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

fannyfingerer

1. (Derog) The term allocated to a sexually active heterosexual male. 2. One who specializes in stimulation of the female vagina, prodominantly via finger insertion. 3. The terminology also allocated to openly sexual females, of whom fragrantly induldge in masturbation.

"SMELL MY FINGERS?!!"
"HELL NO RORY, you fannyfingerer!"

fannyfingerer by Kwiknick February 14, 2007

fannydangle 

1. used in general conversation to avoid actually swearing
2. something that dangles off the fanny
3. someone that pisses you off

1 - "Oh fannydangle the oven is on"
3 - "They are such a fannydangle"

fannydangle by Carinabaws May 1, 2007

Fannyfingers 

To feel the depth of thy fanny with thy fingertips

Johnathon i got fannyfingers

Fannyfingers by CristaRonaldo June 22, 2022