suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

by Richalex May 11, 2006

restage and guidage

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.

Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

Homosexual to the Max

Also known as "H2M"

When something or someone is so homosexual, it/they are homosexual to the max. Used with hand symbols, forming an H, two fingers, followed by a "M" shape.

Richard: MAN! All-nigthers are Homosexual to the MAX!

by Richalex May 11, 2006

come get a taste

1. Used as a term for intimidation.

2. A phrase directed toward a female, as a pick up line.

Alex: After I dunked on him, I twiddled my fingers and said, "Come get a taste!"

Dan: I saw this girl in the store, and I looked at her and said "Come get a taste!"

by Richalex May 11, 2006

milk factories

A word referring to large, milk producing breasts.

That girl at 7 Eleven totally had two giant milk factories.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

fannybandits

Referring to Homosexuals

Announcer: "On the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of homosexuals. A la isquierda del barco pueden ver unos, 'fannybandits'". --Family Guy

by Richalex May 11, 2006