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Fanfucked 

The act of lifting a girl so high with your cock, her head hits the fan.
"You guys, I fanfucked Lucy. There was blood everywhere, it was so hot."
Fanfucked by Superunknown94 September 6, 2009
Words you can keep
The odd sensation of loving a sporting team so much that you lose all perspective.
My mate is so fanfooked for Man U -- it's all he can think and dream about. Too bad they finished third.
fanfooked by Golf maven June 3, 2005

Fanfuckingtabulous 

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
Isnt that just fanfuckingtabulous!
Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

Fanfuckingtastic

A bastardization of the word "fantastic" with the word "fuck" added in for intensification.

It originated from the commonly used phrase "fucking fantastic" and was scrunched down into one word for simplicity.

Other similar words are "Infuckingcredible" and "Unfuckingbelievable"
"That show was totally fanfuckingtastic, no?"

"I had a fanfuckingtastic time today, Jane."
Fanfuckingtastic by Iceberg Man August 21, 2006

fauxucked up 

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.
Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!
fauxucked up by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

fanfuckingtastic

Something not good, said with sarcasm.
"My car was just stolen, that's just fanfuckingtastic"
fanfuckingtastic by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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