fanfooked
My mate is so fanfooked for Man U -- it's all he can think and dream about. Too bad they finished third.
fanfooked by Golf maven June 3, 2005
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Fanbooker
People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."
Joe became a fan of Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow. Comment Like
Joe became a fan of face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Comment Like
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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.
Joe became a fan of face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Comment Like
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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.
Fanbooker by Asian Music February 11, 2010
fanookery
fanookery by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009
Fanfucked
Fanfucked by Superunknown94 September 6, 2009
Fajooked
Fajooked by battlebrandon October 10, 2008
fapbooked
The consequence of visiting a naughty-looking Facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated sexy wallpost or invite to all your FB friends, who will assume you've just been there for a quick fap.
Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.
Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.
"Why did Wayne post a link to that video? His mum AND his wife are on this thing!"
"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."
"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."
fapbooked by GoodbyeHumanDoodle July 24, 2011
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