Falkville 

Is a small town in south Morgan county Alabama. Which is far better than the little parasites to the west (danville).

Danville person: We are better then Falkville.
Smart person: Falkville has three gas stations; beat you in Band, Football, FFA, math team, golf, and everything!

Falkville by Falkville_is_better_than_danvi December 11, 2018

Falkville 

A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.

Falkville, Alabama is a shithole pimple on the ass of the universe.

Falkville by Falkvile Escapee October 16, 2008

FarmVille Alarm 

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

FarmVille Alarm by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Failville 

Any city that has people who have no pride in what they own and can never get out because the city acts as a black hole that sucks you in and makes you live on welfare.

"I live in Buffalo, New York. "Oh so you live in Failville!

Failville by NJ97 August 5, 2011

Farmville 

Put it like this - You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 - figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.

... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.

Guy 1: Hey, D'ya wanna -

Guy 2: FUCK OFF I'M HARVESTING MY CORN

Typical Farmville conversation.

Farmville by Faradonga December 19, 2010

Farmville Slut 

1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.

2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.

Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"

Farmville Slut by WhoAJ September 18, 2009

farmville weasel 

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

farmville weasel by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010