Is a small town in south Morgan county Alabama. Which is far better than the little parasites to the west (danville).
Danville person: We are better then Falkville.
Smart person: Falkville has three gas stations; beat you in Band, Football, FFA, math team, golf, and everything!
Smart person: Falkville has three gas stations; beat you in Band, Football, FFA, math team, golf, and everything!
by Falkville_is_better_than_danvi December 11, 2018
Get the Falkville mug.A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.
by Falkvile Escapee October 16, 2008
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A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.
Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!
by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009
Get the FarmVille Alarm mug.Any city that has people who have no pride in what they own and can never get out because the city acts as a black hole that sucks you in and makes you live on welfare.
by NJ97 August 5, 2011
Get the Failville mug.Put it like this - You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 - figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.
... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.
... But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.
by Faradonga December 19, 2010
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2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.
2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.
Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"
by WhoAJ September 18, 2009
Get the Farmville Slut mug.A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
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