Is a small town in south Morgan county Alabama. Which is far better than the little parasites to the west (danville).
Danville person: We are better then Falkville.
Smart person: Falkville has three gas stations; beat you in Band, Football, FFA, math team, golf, and everything!
Smart person: Falkville has three gas stations; beat you in Band, Football, FFA, math team, golf, and everything!
by Falkville_is_better_than_danvi December 11, 2018
A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.
by Falkvile Escapee October 16, 2008