Falkqn

friend

me: Falkqn is my friend

Falkqn by dio da March 26, 2021

falkens maze 

Falkens maze (AKA Faulkens maze) is a fictional artificial intelligence game from the 1980’s movie war games.

It has also been known to refer to “shepherds maze” an unusually secretive online alternate reality game, available by invitation only. Most likely falkens maze is used as a code or to conceal that players are actually referring to shepherds maze, as some online communities have become hostile towards players. Although they are interchangeable (falkens or shepherds) the actual game is sometimes called just “the maze” as the original game had no name but was given the nickname by players because it revolves around a highly detailed and complex journal written by a man named “Shephard” or “Shepherd”. A known symbol used by players is the sheep emoji followed by the dog emoji (🐑🐕) and/or the numbers (8888 0008). Details of the game are a tightly guarded secret and sometimes compared to the secretive online group cicada 3301.

Remember that scene in wargames where falkens maze says “would you like to play a game”?

Q: Bro have you heard of that “arg” game falkens maze? I heard it’s super crazy and people get obsessed with playing it.

A: yeah man, it’s just another name for shepherds maze, same thing.

falkens maze by Moderator # 19 June 23, 2018

falkens maze 

Falkens maze is a secret online and real life game that involves crazy alternate reality type situations. It was written by a blind schizophrenic guy back in the 1980’s and 1990’s and kept a secret by everybody who plays it. The first rule of the maze is that you are responsible for everyone you recruit into it, if one of your recruits talks about it too much then you all get expelled and can’t play anymore. The maze has an almost religious meaning to some people, they take it way too seriously. You can only play it if you are invited.

Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?

He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.

falkens maze by ARGononymous June 24, 2018

falkenbach 

One man nordic band. Viking metal etc. Uses good use of synthesisers and has a nice flute effect. Backround guitars and some of the best sounding drums in existence. Listen to at all costs.

Falkenbach fucking wasted my subs!

falkenbach by HoboMoe January 12, 2005

Falking 

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

Falking by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

Falken It 

To spend way to much time on something. A term which is used frequently in the automotive sales industry.

Hey have you seen Bill?

Yeah he's been falken it with the same people for like 4 hours lol.

Falken It by Time Bandito December 17, 2022

It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

It's a falkin by Themorderer December 24, 2021