Falafle 

An awful tasting waffle.

Tom: Hey Bob! this is a falafle! You suck at cooking!

Bob: Sorry!

Falafle by Michael2222 March 17, 2008

Falafel 

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

Falafel by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Awful Falafel 

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

falafel face 

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.

Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..

falafel face by lezleeah November 16, 2010

Falafelwarrior 

A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.

Breakfast: Falafelcereals

Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger

This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.

Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."

Falafelwarrior by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021

Falafel People 

A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.

Damm those falafel people loving blowing themselves up.

Falafel People by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023

Sloppy Falafel 

When Ryan Simpson gives you a rim-job.

Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.

Sloppy Falafel by dellbeck November 5, 2010