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Falafle by Michael2222 March 17, 2008
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Awful Falafel
This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017
falafel face
Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
falafel face by lezleeah November 16, 2010
Falafelwarrior
A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.
Breakfast: Falafelcereals
Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger
This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.
Breakfast: Falafelcereals
Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger
This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."
Falafelwarrior by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021
Falafel People
A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.
Falafel People by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023
Sloppy Falafel
Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
Sloppy Falafel by dellbeck November 5, 2010