Fakejon 

Fakejon is a popular streamer on Twitch, he's content centers around failing at video games. He sometimes goes by the name Jon which is a reminder of his past as a multidimensional entity that experiences time at a different pace at the rate of about 1 year for every 1 earth day.

Dude 1: Have you seen fakejon lately?
Dude 2: Yeah! His hair is all white how old is he?
Dude 1: IDK like 78 or something

Fakejon by realJon June 16, 2022

fakejon 

A popular twitch streamer with a sexy voice, his content mainly revolves around variety games and cat videos. Also his birthday is everyday, which means he's the oldest streamer on the platform at a whopping 93 years as of may 29th

Dude 1: Have you seen that fakejon guy?
Dude 2: I saw his 2 hour stream yesterday he's so funny, I'M UNABLE TO CAN with that guy

fakejon by realJon May 29, 2022

fakejon 

fakejon is a multidimensional entity that experiences the flow of time at the rate of about 1 year every 24 hours, therefore his birthday is everyday, he also streams wordle-like games on Twitch every other day

fakejon's birthday is today, tomorrow, and yesterday Aware

fakejon by realJon June 7, 2022

Fakeon

Slang for fake bacon. It is usually made of soy protein. A favorite of vegetarians and those who are watching their weight or cholestorol

Man, this fakeon is really good--I can barely tell the difference!

Fakeon by Lucius Malloy's Boy May 6, 2011

Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.

What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email

Fakesonal by ninjatune November 12, 2018

fakemon 

Pokemon that a random person creates a very popular thing on deviant art

dood what you making it looks like a pokemon no it a fakemon other guy says

fakemon by nubscrublord June 10, 2014

fakesonry 

Those beautiful new houses that look like they are built of rendered solid brick but it's just rendered blue board over a timber frame.

Jock is really bummed, that McMansion he bought for a cool million isn't solid brick at all it's fakesonry.

fakesonry by squidlip August 9, 2017