Fakeon

Slang for fake bacon. It is usually made of soy protein. A favorite of vegetarians and those who are watching their weight or cholestorol

Man, this fakeon is really good--I can barely tell the difference!

by Lucius Malloy's Boy May 6, 2011

February Fakeout

That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.

Olivia: OMG, Dad, it's SOOOO warm today...I think Spring is on it's way!

Dad: No, Munchie, it's the February Fakeout. Hand me the Ice Melt.

by Havana Julio March 4, 2011

50 yard fakeout

When a girl looks really good from far away, but looks bad when she gets close

"Man, that girl is hot!" nevermind, that was a 50 yard fakeout

by Bengalsfan June 18, 2008

Waiter Fakeout

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

by Katrina J. January 28, 2008

Fakeness

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

by Cstar December 1, 2013

Philly fakeout

Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.

I did that bitch doggystyle, and then surprised her with a Philly fakeout!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003