fakesonry

Those beautiful new houses that look like they are built of rendered solid brick but it's just rendered blue board over a timber frame.

Jock is really bummed, that McMansion he bought for a cool million isn't solid brick at all it's fakesonry.

fakesonry by squidlip August 9, 2017

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Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.

What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email

Fakesonal by ninjatune November 12, 2018

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fakehoneyy

the coolest tik toker ever.

they stan wilbur soot, marvel, phoebe bridgers, heath ledger and ranboo which automatically makes them incredibly sexy

i want to kiss fakehoneyy they are so cool

fakehoneyy by ranboosupremacyyyyy July 8, 2021

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fakehoneyy

THE LITERAL BEST MUTUAL YOULL HAVE IN THE HISTORY OF MUTUALS NO JOKE

very non boring which im very fond of

better tiktoker than noah neck
i really love her/him/ them and i will let no one hurt her/him/them or they're gonna get the 👢StOmP StOmP👢

fakehoneyy is a better tiktoker than lily hoodie.

fakehoneyy by ranboob 😈🤞‼️ July 9, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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