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fairweather friend 

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.
Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

Fairweather Johnson 

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.
Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."
Fairweather Johnson by Crimson X October 19, 2010

firewater 

Reference to strong alcohol. The Indians used this word to describe alcohol given to them by the white colonists.
Hook me up with some of that firewater, dawg.
firewater by Wanksta March 31, 2005

Firewater 

Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.

President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
Firewater by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014

firewater freakout 

An alcohol induced freakout which usually include death threats, crying, physical violence, paranoia, and bouts of extreme mood swings that are a precursor to the above mentioned activities.

Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.
After drinking the entire bottle of whiskey, the lightweight had a firewater freakout. It took three football players to take his ass down before he stopped hitting his girlfriend.

Fairweather Relationship 

Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.
Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.