Fairweathered

To obtain and marry a partner before he/she realises he/she is too good for you.

Nick Lachay fairweathered Jessica Simpson before she realised that she could pretty much bone anyone she wanted.

by Lexicon Gangsta February 6, 2006

fairweather

A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.

guy 1: hey that charles guy is a fairweather

girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(

guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!

girl 1: yeah!

girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:

guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..

by lukepearcey August 18, 2012

fairweather friend

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.

Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 29, 2004

Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 17, 2010

Fairweather Relationship

Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.

Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.

by raingree November 11, 2007

Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

by FWF September 23, 2010

fairweather family

Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.

Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 26, 2007