Faillatio

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When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

Faillatio by b00sted February 16, 2010

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Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

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Faillatio • Fallatio • failatio • failationship • Failcation • failtation • Fallation • fillatio • fallacious • fakelationship

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

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fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005

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Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

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fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

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Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

Fellatio Ratio by Dr. January August 19, 2008