Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

failcats

A slang for one or a group to fail extremely.

Dude, look at his haircut, failcats.

by K-Chung December 31, 2009