Failcation 

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

faycation 

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"

Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.

faycation by chicagodom April 10, 2009

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

facation 

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

facation by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

failatio by jtf81 October 14, 2009

Faillatio

When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

Faillatio by b00sted February 16, 2010