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The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.
Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
by jtf81 October 14, 2009
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
by MEFF February 13, 2009
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When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.
1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.
by igroove December 27, 2011
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