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Mufflered Fellatio
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011
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fellatio alarm clock
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005
fellatio ready
Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.
STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?
CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008
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