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Fallatio 

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...
I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.
Fallatio by Sue August 11, 2004
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Fallatio 

Sexual contack between sexual organ and mouth.
hey, between you and me.. i had a fallatio with that fit girl next door :P
Fallatio by BoSviLLd December 3, 2003

Fallatio 

Did you see that Fox News fallatio interview? Hannity was like, "mmmff slurp mufff mmpff slobber."
Fallatio by MATT DRUMPF July 14, 2016

fallatio 

this word sucks my penis.see the O at the end? thats the mouth that sucks it

Fallatio, if u dont know yet, means to lick or suck another persons fucking utensil.
i had a fallatio with your dog
fallatio by Mr.Some Body October 23, 2006

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.
Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021
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