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failsense 

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.
a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
failsense by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
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Felsenselsenwembleystein 

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010

The Last Failbender

Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.
Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!

Failenese 

The Language that all failures speak towards another.
1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.
Failenese by Blazinet July 15, 2009

sunday falseness 

time spent in any church or temple of religion
sunday falseness isnt fun
sunday falseness by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Failiens 

Fapping Aliens that spread the knowledge of hentai and brag about it.
Failiens Hide that they worship the secret land of hentai.
Failiens by Lord Mingleberry September 23, 2018

Failmensch

Eine Person die gerade etwas verkackt hat, oder grundsätzlich schlecht ist in dem was sie tut.
"Ich hab schon wieder alle Lichter angelassen und jetzt ist die Stromrechnung brutal hoch!"
"Boah, du Failmensch!"
Failmensch by deinemuttersopse March 9, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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