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Fapentine's Day 

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

faganfinder 

A total rip off of many search engines, most notably Google.
I faganfindered the answers for my homework!
faganfinder by Deeep Throat May 4, 2005

Fagazine 

Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.

Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.
Fagazine by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014
She usually is a pretty girl, very smart and invested in everything she does. She seems cold and distant at first but you just gotta know her and be patient. she is funny (sometimes). she likes to travel around the world. She is very cool and usually wears oversized clothes she found in thrift shops. Mate , don’t miss a Fantine. That muppet is precious man !
« That girl is such a Fantine ! » when she’s cute
« Nah.. She’s just a Fantine.. » when she has an armour
Fantine by budwhatbud February 3, 2020

fagatini 

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".
Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?
fagatini by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005