Fagazine

Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.

Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.

I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.

Fagazine by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014

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Fagazine

Any periodical others see you reading which might make them question your sexual alignment.

Bill: What's that you're reading, Brad?
Brad: Ah, Better Homes & Gardens...
Bill: *raises eyebrow* What's with the fagazine?

Fagazine by AT2 T. D. August 27, 2007

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Related Words

Fagazine • Fagazie • fapazine

Fagazie

Word used in a 1997 movie, "Donnie Brosco" implying a fake.

"That;s a fagazie diamond."

Fagazie by BrMac December 6, 2019

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fapazine

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

fapazine by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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