Fagazine 

Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.

Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.

I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.

Fagazine by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014

Fagazine 

Any periodical others see you reading which might make them question your sexual alignment.

Bill: What's that you're reading, Brad?
Brad: Ah, Better Homes & Gardens...
Bill: *raises eyebrow* What's with the fagazine?

Fagazine by AT2 T. D. August 27, 2007

Fagazie 

Word used in a 1997 movie, "Donnie Brosco" implying a fake.

"That;s a fagazie diamond."

Fagazie by BrMac December 6, 2019

fapazine 

An adult-oriented magazine that can no longer be read due to pages being glued together from prior use.

Good luck trying to read the fapazine in the restroom – it’s completely worn out. By the way, don’t forget to wash your hands.

fapazine by Snoopy4321 February 19, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019