(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized

OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.

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Faptized

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

Faptized by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

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fogalized

The result of knobdicking, thinking you can improve the function of a properly running equipment by adjusting or calibrating the equipment BUT instead you fuck it up

The R.O. was working great until Jeff fogalized it.

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Agatized Dinsoaur Bone

Agatized dinosaur bones also called Gem Bone or Gem Dinosaur Bone refers to fossilized dinosaur bones that have been petrified with silica or quartz crystals which gives them their colorful, glassy appearance. This process preserves the actual cell structure of the once living dinosaur. The largest deposits of agatized dinosaur bones are concentrated in the Colorado Plateau of Utah in the Jurassic Era Morrison Formation.

A myriad of minerals add color to agatized dinosaur bone. Irons added reds, browns, blacks, sulfur added yellows, copper caused greens and blues, manganese caused pinks and pastels, and the silica cause whites and grays.

The best dinosaur gembone is brightly colored and has very distinct cells surrounded by web like patterns.

Gem bone is a rare gem material used and collected by jewelers and lapidary artisans.

A group of very dedicated gem bone collectors have labeled themselves boneheads.

The bonehead found an incredible agatized dinosaur bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.

Agatized Dinsoaur Bone is highly prized by mineral specimen collectors.

The bonehead found an incredible Agatized Dinsoaur Bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.

Agatized Dinsoaur Bone by jessa1155 March 15, 2010

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faggotized

a normal subject transformed into a heaping pile of sodomy and hairproducts.

Neal has been faggotized

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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