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A name - Armour is an aspiring up and coming sex icon. Armour is beloved by all and is associated with Johnny Sins by his peers due to being so well endowed. All the girls flock to him when he walks within a 10 mile radius of them. Watch out when this sexy beast is around, he might just steal your girl. Armour is also known to be funny enough to out-joke Dave Chapelle. He does all this while also being known for treating all with respect and kindness.
Hey, did you hear about that new kid Armour, i heard he took John's girl with one glance her way.
Armour by Ruomra December 5, 2021
homeless lady: "Will you come for me one day in your armour and with your sword?"
armour by Krkič March 30, 2019

Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell 

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew
Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

Beer Armour 

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.
Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.
Beer Armour by DeDLoK March 7, 2005