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noun
1. A military unit consisting of armored fighting vehicles.

2. Protective covering made of metal and used in combat.

3. Tough more-or-less rigid protective covering of an animal or plant.

verb
1. Equip with armour

armour by clutz1988 May 16, 2008

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Armour

A name - Armour is an aspiring up and coming sex icon. Armour is beloved by all and is associated with Johnny Sins by his peers due to being so well endowed. All the girls flock to him when he walks within a 10 mile radius of them. Watch out when this sexy beast is around, he might just steal your girl. Armour is also known to be funny enough to out-joke Dave Chapelle. He does all this while also being known for treating all with respect and kindness.

Hey, did you hear about that new kid Armour, i heard he took John's girl with one glance her way.

Armour by Ruomra December 5, 2021

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armour

against all odds

homeless lady: "Will you come for me one day in your armour and with your sword?"

armour by Krkič March 30, 2019

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Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew

Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell by Kaorl20 June 2, 2024

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Russian Reactive Armour

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

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Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

Social Under Armour by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

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Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

Beer Armour by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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