Faeud

rich ass nigga

Faeud wakes up with money surrounding him

Faeud by Faeud June 3, 2025

corporate feudal society

the slow destruction of national identity into corporate identity. fueled by super pacs, economic distress, and the death of democracy.

the idea of country is over, the idea of company is what counts. country doesnt give me a pay check unless it steals from companies. my company pays for my house, it pays for my insurance, my car, my college education. support your company it has no boundaries but it is the "person" you work for. what a benevolent country i have, it doesnt ask for much, except that i slightly over charge for a product or service i provide to give convenience to the customer. that profit is magnified thousands of times and the fruit of this labor is shared to the workers. the great corporate feudal society has arrived.

corporate feudal society by md76 June 20, 2012

neo-feudalism 

The phenomenon of corporations taking control of cultures and indiviuals through money, policies, practices, and gatekeeping in general to the point that they control many aspects of everyday private life.

Because of neo-feudalism, I now work 60 hours a week just to keep my job, so I have no life outside of work.

I had to stop smoking/go on a diet/get my tats removed/buy phone service from company X as a condition of employment. Neo-feudalism is killing me.

Under neo-feudalism, those with money and power tell those without "We own your ass."

neo-feudalism by mamapalabras February 3, 2012

freudent

Teeth with psychological problems.

My dents had Freudian analyis so Freudent

freudent by KrizziKat August 15, 2019

Freudgasm 

When the mind busts a nut from immense arousal of the genitalial regions of consciousness.

Causes of a Freudgasm vary upon the level of cognitive sophistication of the individual's mind but typically involve exposure to acts or demonstrations of sexy, hilarious, or 1337.

Oh Mickey, you've given me another Freudgasm!

Freudgasm by Oldschool84 February 20, 2011

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Freudship 

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

Freudship by AdilShah July 30, 2022