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Someone who is always confused or doesn’t understand. It can be used to refer to a friend in your group that everyone loves but is considered the “slow” person of the group or someone who often doesn’t understand the nuances of a situation.
Can you believe she thought a computer virus might get her physically sick? She is so faeed!
Faeed by Pandas-R-Us March 3, 2020
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Someone who's really smart and nice. They are a total dumbass but that wont stop them from being great. They might confuse you from time to time, and seem like a really complex person; they also hide their feelings as they feel like they are bothering others but deep down they are the sweetest and funniest person you'll meet.
Dude faeed is amazingly amazing, he makes me laugh nonstop
I have the biggestt crush on faeed!! I just love him sm
Faeed by Cöck_sucker459 March 2, 2023

Multi fACEd 

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.
Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd
Multi fACEd by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly 

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
Bat-faced Jelly by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced 

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad
Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.
cliff-faced by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

two-faced bitch 

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
two-faced bitch by Starchylde June 7, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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