freudent

Teeth with psychological problems.

My dents had Freudian analyis so Freudent

freudent by KrizziKat August 15, 2019

Frudent 

Frudent is a combination of Prudent and Frugal.

To save money by not wasting it on things you dont actually need.

pru·dent
adjective
1.
wise or judicious in practical affairs; sagacious; discreet or circumspect; sober.
2.
careful in providing for the future; provident: a prudent decision.

fru·gal
adjective
1.

economical in use or expenditure; prudently saving or sparing; not wasteful: What your office needs is a frugal manager who can save you money without resorting to painful cutbacks. Synonyms: thrifty, chary, provident, careful, prudent, penny-wise, scrimping; miserly, Scotch, penny-pinching. Antonyms: wasteful, extravagant, spendthrift, prodigal, profligate.

For example:

Mum: You really need to start saving money, you need to be really frudent at Christmas.
Me: FRUDENT?!
Mum: Yeah, Frugal and Prudent, Frudent.
Me: Mum! You just invented a word! I'm putting that on Urban Dictionary!!

Frudent by iRox December 18, 2012

Freudenschade 

The feeling of distress from seeing the successes or pleasures of others, in English also known as jealousy or envy. It conveys what Nietzsche probably felt on his worst day, but coyly. And ironically, uttering it may also be its own antidote. Who doesn’t feel better having said a witty quip or impressing others with one’s own cosmopolitanism? After all, it’s German, four syllables and has Freud in it—and sounds like its antonym, Schadenfreude. (The less savvy might think you said that while your elders might think you said Frusen Glädjé, that decadent ice cream from the 80s.)

I've felt so much freudenschade since Patrick went to China on that Fulbright.

Freudenschade by Tantum March 22, 2013

Freudenburg 

A person who loves to fornicate with small animals. Specifically puppies and kittens. Sometimes wild animals will do.

Look at that guy screwing your dog, what a Freudenburg!

Freudenburg by joshewuh55 March 4, 2009